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Ritzel:
Beta! It's your favorite: rap music.
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Beta:
Oh yeah, right.
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("New York" by Jay-Z featuring Alicia Keys plays in the background....)
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Beta:
Feel it!
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Ritzel:
That is the whitest thing you could say.
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(laughter ensues)
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Beta:
You know, I hate this song. What is this? The Black Eyed Peas?
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Ritzel:
No, THAT is the whitest thing you could've said.
“ I’m going to get married and make ppl like you buy me wedding presents like this: http://bit.ly/aYMzsd
Ritzel to Beta
On today’s segment of Three Ladies and a Button Factory, Beta shares the gayest montage in Hollywood. RIP Jane Russell. <3
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Beta:
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
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Ritz:
Why?
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Beta:
Because he didn't have the guts.
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BA DUM DUM!
“ No, I’m sorry, we do not carry stock shaped shotgun pins.
Beta
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Ritzel:
Isn't it weird how you say "GABY" and how it's different from "BABY." Like, the first consonant changes the way you say the word.
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Lindsey:
Yeah, I've totally thought that before...
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Ritzel:
No way!
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<Ritzel turns around to face Lindsey>
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<Lindsey's face meets Ritzel's and reads "Uhh, seriously?">
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Lindsey:
Looks like somebody's biological clock is ticking.
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Ritzel:
Not even. I was just writing a note for Gaby on my pink heart shaped Post-it. Uhhhh....
Inspired by a day when a liquid lunch sounds diviiiiiiiine.
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<Ritzel turns around to see who just passed behind her.>
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Ritz:
Was that one of my favorite ladies in shipping?
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Beta:
How many favorite ladies do you have in shipping??
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Ritz:
Two.
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<momentary pause>
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Beta:
Slut.
Pin IS good to ship! Not pinis. Or penis.
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
The Button Factory’s take of the timeless classic I Love You More Today Than Yesterday by Spiral Staircase
